Recall.....

[Caroline Ward]

I received this from a friend this morning and thought I would share because it is so very true...

Important Recall
The Maker of all human

beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year,

due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.


This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam

and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent

units. This defect has been technically termed


"Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as

S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.


Some of the symptoms include:


1. Loss of direction


2. Foul vocal emissions


3. Amnesia of origin


4. Lack of peace and joy


5. Selfish or violent behavior


6. Depression or confusion in the mental component


7. Fearfulness


8. Idolatry


9. Rebellion


The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is

providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this

defect.


The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the

entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional

fee required.


The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.


Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE

procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,

into the heart component.


No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it

with:


1. Love


2. Joy


3. Peace


4. Patience


5. Kindness


6. Goodness


7. Faithfulness


8. Gentleness


9. Self control


Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions

Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.


WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids

any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too

numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, call on Jesus.


DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to

be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter

Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your

attention!


- GOD


P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this

important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee

Important Recall
The Maker of all human

beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year,

due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.


This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam

and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent

units. This defect has been technically termed


"Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as

S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.


Some of the symptoms include:


1. Loss of direction


2. Foul vocal emissions


3. Amnesia of origin


4. Lack of peace and joy


5. Selfish or violent behavior


6. Depression or confusion in the mental component


7. Fearfulness


8. Idolatry


9. Rebellion


The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is

providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this

defect.


The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the

entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional

fee required.


The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.


Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE

procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus,

into the heart component.


No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it

with:


1. Love


2. Joy


3. Peace


4. Patience


5. Kindness


6. Goodness


7. Faithfulness


8. Gentleness


9. Self control


Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions

Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.


WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids

any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too

numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, call on Jesus.


DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to

be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter

Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your

attention!


- GOD


P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this

important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee

mail'.