RECALL NOTICE

[MaKelly]

 

The Maker of all human beings is

 

recalling all units manufactured,

 

regardless of make or year, due to a

 

serious defect in the primary and

 

central component of the heart. 

This is due to a malfunction in the

 

original prototype units code

 

named Adam and Eve, resulting in the

 

reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. 

 

This defect has been technically

 

termed "Subsequential Internal Non-

 

Morality," or more commonly known

 

 

as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. 

Some other symptoms include: 

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy 

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion in the mental component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

 

The Manufacturer, who is neither

 

liable nor at fault for this defect, is

 

providing factory-authorized repair

 

and service free of charge to correct

 

this SIN defect. The Repair

 

Technician, Jesus, has most

 

generously offered to bear the entire

 

burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.

 

There is no additional fee required. 

 

 

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. 

Once connected, please upload your

 

burden of SIN through the

 

REPENTANCE procedure. Next,

 

download ATONEMENT from the

 

Repair Technician, Jesus, into the

 

heart component. No matter how big

 

or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

 

4. Patience 

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control 
 
Please see the operating manual, the

 

 

B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before

 

Leaving Earth) for further details on

 

 

the use of these fixes. 

 

 

Thank you for your attention! 

[MaKelly]

Amen Apostle Dr, Melody I have done it too